Champagne Taste On A Beer Budget

Seeking The Stellar is all about seeking out the most stellar pieces for your wardrobe.  When department store prices make you want to smack your mama and call her a "bitch", that means you are probably on a budget and eat a lot of Ramen Noodles.  If you are reading this blog, however, it is likely that you would be damned before you would walk out into the world looking like a steaming pile of shit with corn in it.  I do allow, and believe, that no matter who you are, a few investment pieces are necessary to a stellanarious wardrobe. You would be a lucky lady, (or lucky homo) if you have ever stumbled upon said investment piece(s) via sales/clearance and charmed if you found them at a thrift store for a steal.  I seem to have a knack (or just patience) for finding little treasures hidden amongst the massive amounts of crap that has been produced by the asshole of the fashion industry and I will keep digging through all the mighty dung until I have have to prostitute myself to my future husband for his credit card. You can look put-together no matter what your budget is. It does not matter what size, shape, height or race you are.  It does not matter if you think you are a skinny skeleton, a whorish pin-up, a tit monster, a booty bouncin' video ho, or a beached whale, designers make clothes to flatter your size. 

There are some steps one must take to look presentable to the world that do not involve what fashions are on the body. Like personal hygiene. If you smell like a vagina, no one is going to care what you look like.  You have an odor, fix that first. When you bathe yourself, shave your armpits and legs.  This is North America, Ladies, if you are trying to attract either sex, they are not going to notice your personality before they notice that they can braid your armpit hair. Twat-shaving: optional.  If your eyebrow(s) look(s) like it is going to crawl off your face and form a cocoon in the corner of your room then buy a pair of tweezers or go to a local spa and risk having the ladies make fun of your grouch-brow in Mandarin.  If the hair on top of your head looks unhealthy, unruly and is reminiscent of someone who escaped the looney bin, accept that it is time to get a wash-cut-dry at your salon of choice.  Shampoo and conditioner is not very expensive either so utilize it. Hair plays a huge part in looking your best, but your skin is possibly the most important feature to take care of.  Your epidermis is an organ, and the biggest organ of your body no less.  I mean, if a doctor told me I had cystic acne or boils on my lungs, liver, heart, etc...I would immediately get rid of them as fast as possible.  Skin problems usually require a dermatologist which can be pricey and should be worried about before building a killer wardrobe.  Always wear SPF, even if you wear nothing else.  For more skin and make-up tips, visit my sister Bunny's cosmetics blog: www.makemeprettypleasee.blogspot.com. 

Remember, you may not always have money to shop, but if you spend enough time sifting through all of the cheap, granny-looking shit, you just might find the outfit you are going to wear out to bar on Friday night.  The outfit will pay for itself when you get drinks paid for you.  And that is what life is all about.  Free Drinks.